modestdemidov:

*sprawls out seductively on your bed* *reaches into my pants* *pulls out my cellphone* what’s ur wifi password

(via lovebug-lilypad)

thewondermansofar:

i like when girls put their hair up, but they leave the little jew curls down.

you know what I mean.

(via fatefellshortthistoime)

lustyr:

how do i die without telling my mom

(via daizys)

sweepingdiamonds:

cucumber-child:

therewerebooksinvolved:

multiplicochocolate:

yesimbeyonce:

thesonicscrew:

A Dramatic Reading: Taylor Swift - “We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together”

OH MY GOD

The “So he calls me up again” part OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I think I’m crying

(via carawill)

slydigger:

my life is as unorganized as a forever 21 store

(via lovebug-lilypad)

this text post is in regard to the anonymous person that is messaging me, i don’t want to publish, because i feel that would be an invasion of your privacy. this also goes to anyone else who’s having a hard time.

I know what you’re feeling seems to be the end of the world, and I know for a fact you can’t just stop it,
but sweetie, put down the blade, your skin is too perfect to ruin. treat your body as if it’s someone else. your body acts as armor, healing itself on it’s own, it does miraculous things.

No amount of sadness should push you towards hurting yourself, because you are so wonderfully perfect. no matter if your parents don’t think you’re good enough. if you hurt your friends, if your friends don’t think your good enough. Because you are ALWAYS going to be good enough for one person at least, and that’s all you need.
just that one person. think of all the times you’ve smiled. the time you laughed and milk came out of your nose, the time you stayed up all night, the time you laughed so hard that you peed. the time you felt so happy that you could just cry. the good movies. the bad movies that you want to make fun of.

sweetie, all of that will happen again. and again. and many more times.
you’re so strong. You’ve made it so far, and you’re reading this. that has to mean something. please, don’t give up now.
show them who’s boss. show them how wrong they are, rub it in their faces.
don’t. give. up.
you KNOW you’re stronger than that, tomorrow’s a new day.
and one of these days, everything’s gonna change.
you have to live to learn. and you know what? I’m here for you. always.
I’ll hold your hand when you’re scared.
I’ll pick you up when you fall.
I’ll be your backbone when yours gets weak.
until you can stand on your feet,
I’ll try my best to never let you down.

kushbot3000:

*gets mad at you for being hot*

(Source: bestpal, via notahoe)

ostracizedpoodle:

be nice to me i may be hot one day 

(via notahoe)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via imamnotbroken)

hitmonchan:

i get anxiety thinking about meeting a celebrity and getting a picture with them and then looking ugly in the picture

(via katygoesrawr)

• Hardest thing to answer: what are you good at

my self esteem is fucked up, my face is fucked up, my body is fucked up, my emotions are fucked up, my personality is fucked up, i’m so fucking fucked up

(Source: slutstatus, via katygoesrawr)